There's an app for that

In those days, jesus-called-iphone began attracting many followers, who would come to listen to him speak and bear witness to his miracles.

And one day a crowd was gathered and jesus spoke to them many mysteries for many hours. And, lo, the people began to get hungry, so one of jesus' disciples came to him and said, "Master, these people are hungry, but there is no food. What should we do?" And jesus said, "There's an app for that." And levi-called-urbanspoon found a restaurant nearby, and behold, many pizzas were delivered. And the people said, "Surely, this is a miracle."

But, when the pizza got there, the disciples did not know how much to pay the delivery man, and so the disciples said, "Jesus, what should we do?" And jesus said, "There's an app for that." And benjamin-called-eztipcalculator came forward and told the disciples how much to pay the delivery man. And the people said, "Wow, two miracles in one day!"

As the night drew on, the disciples realized they needed a place to spend the night, so they came to jesus and said, "Master, we are miles from our homes and do not know where we shall stay." And jesus said, "Well, there's an app for that, too." And john-called-hotels.com found them a four star hotel for a very reasonable rate, verily. And the disciples were amazed, but some disciples said, "That catch phrase is kind of getting annoying."