jesus gets his first app

And jesus-called-iphone spoke with many people and asked if they would like to be his apps. And the people said to him, "Teacher, what is an app?" And he replied, "Oh my children, how little you know, for soon you will not remember a world without apps." And they said, "Teacher, what are these things that we have not known about for so long?"

And he told them this parable, "A master had two servants. One of them did cool things, like finding cars in parking lots or telling you how much to leave as a tip after dinner. The other servant paid the first to do all his work for him. But the master took a cut, so he loved them both."

And they said, "Teacher, what is the meaning of this parable?" And Jesus said, "My children, the land is made of two kinds, the apps and the buyers of apps. And truly it is easier to be a buyer than an app, for many are the consumers, but an app will take the buyer's money."

And the people said to jesus, "I want to be an app so I can have some money." But he told them, "Truly it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for you to be my apps." And they said, "Things like finding cars and calculating tips don't seem that hard." But he said, "You do not know my father, for he is very particular about what apps I can accept." And jacob-called-freeadultpictures went away sad.

But one person stood up and said, "Jesus, I will be your app." And jesus saw simon-called-googleearth, and said, "Come, follow me, for you shall be my app."