And behold, a certain lawyer stood up and tempted jesus-called-iphone, saying, "Teacher, what must I do to have a reasonable bill?" He said to him, "What is written in the contract? How readest thou?" And answering, he said, "Thou shalt opt for the minimum in thou minutes, thou texts, and thou data plans, and thou shalt call only other at&t users during the week." He said to him, "Thou have answered correctly; do this, and thou shalt have a reasonable bill."
But he, wanting to justify himself, said, "But isn't that plan still unreasonable?"
And jesus answering said, "A certain man went down from Salt Lake to Las Vegas, and there he fell among thieves, which stripped him of his raiment, and wounded him, and departed, leaving him half dead. And by chance there came down a certain priest that way, but he did not have a cell phone, so he passed by on the other side of the strip. And likewise a social worker came to the man, but his phone was prepaid and out of minutes, and he had no data plan.
But a certain gambler between casinos came to the man and had compassion on him. And he went to him and used his iphone to find a cheap hotel room nearby, to call a cab and order a pizza for the man. And on the morrow when he departed, he took a picture of the man and put it on facebook with a humorous caption that made the man laugh.
Was the man's phone plan too expensive?"
And he said, "No, but that seems kind of extreme. I mean, how often..."
And jesus said to him, "Hark, didst thou say thou was a lawyer? Why art thou complaining? I'm outta here."
